You're a true car nutter when :-

[welder]

19 You have loads of paperwork relating to cars you haven't owned for 20 years.
20 Your impending MOT causes more anxiety than a trip to the doctors.
21 You can reach under the car and slip a spanner onto a nut without even needing to look.

[kingofthekop]

Jul 31, 2011 12:08:57 GMT optima21 said:

18 you find it easier to remember when MOT's insurance and tax are due than remembering birthdays and anniversaries.

second that one,thank god for daughters.

[danburger28]

22 You remember the alphabet by vehicle registration prefix's
23 Your a very quiet car passenger.Because your constantly scouring driveways for wrecks(next project!)

[bl1300]

24 You can tell what most cars are without looking at the badge
25 The door handle to the house/shed is always covered in oily residue.
26 You have a picture of your own car as your desktop backgrounds.
27 You have more pictures of your old cars in albums than family photos

[ironmighty07]

28. You can justify why you need to own 5 different cars at any one time whilst people just look at you in a way that says "why?......" or "you could get a really nice modern reliable car for the money you throw at those sheds!"

[danburger28]

Jul 31, 2011 18:10:26 GMT ironmighty07 said:

28. You can justify why you need to own 5 different cars at any one time whilst people just look at you in a way that says "why?......" or "you could get a really nice modern reliable car for the money you throw at those sheds!"

This. All the time! ;D

[scoobypete]

Jul 31, 2011 18:18:00 GMT danburger28 said:

Jul 31, 2011 18:10:26 GMT ironmighty07 said:

28. You can justify why you need to own 5 different cars at any one time whilst people just look at you in a way that says "why?......" or "you could get a really nice modern reliable car for the money you throw at those sheds!"

This. All the time! ;D

X2 lol

[sparkyt]

29 . You wake up under your car after a nap ,spanner still in hand and carry on

[loudandproud205]

30. Pictures of the cars on your phone, but none of your kids

[Seth]

31. You don't much care about ball games.

[Negative Creep]

32) you see a 70's or 80's show on tv and pay more attention to the cars than the plot

[DieselWeasel]

33) You think money as BHP you could buy (if that makes sense ;D)

[guz]

Jul 31, 2011 7:34:26 GMT alistairk said:

Jul 31, 2011 0:03:14 GMT stealthstylz said:

9. You have to wash your hands to go to the toilet.

Proper LOL

hmmm, black, greasy nob FTW !
(been there, done that)

[MK2VR6]

Jul 31, 2011 20:20:56 GMT Negative Creep said:

32) you see a 70's or 80's show on tv and pay more attention to the cars than the plot

^ What he said.

[camper damper]

34) You live in your car cause you never want to be away from it
35) You remember your car nickname on a date but not your dates name Done that once she still want out with me

[GeezerGarage]

36) When the thought of living in a cold dirty shed with your car seems like a step up in life.

[GeezerGarage]

37) If you like pretty girls because they will be a good accessory for your car.

[joe90]

Jul 31, 2011 19:19:46 GMT sparkyt said:

29 . You wake up under your car after a nap ,spanner still in hand and carry on

I did this when doing a clutch a gearbox on a mk2 transit van, I woke myself up snoring ;D

[GeezerGarage]

38) When winning the EuroMillions makes you dream about all those sub 5k projects you could keep in your new massive barn.

[GeezerGarage]

Jul 31, 2011 20:17:23 GMT Seth said:

31. You don't much care about ball games.

X2