welder
Part of things
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Jul 31, 2011 12:14:57 GMT
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19 You have loads of paperwork relating to cars you haven't owned for 20 years. 20 Your impending MOT causes more anxiety than a trip to the doctors. 21 You can reach under the car and slip a spanner onto a nut without even needing to look.
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I'm not completely useless, I can be used as a bad example.
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Jul 31, 2011 15:44:22 GMT
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18 you find it easier to remember when MOT's insurance and tax are due than remembering birthdays and anniversaries. second that one,thank god for daughters.
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Don't become a thief,The government don't like competition.
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Jul 31, 2011 17:25:17 GMT
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22 You remember the alphabet by vehicle registration prefix's 23 Your a very quiet car passenger.Because your constantly scouring driveways for wrecks(next project!)
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bl1300
Posted a lot
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Jul 31, 2011 17:44:15 GMT
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24 You can tell what most cars are without looking at the badge 25 The door handle to the house/shed is always covered in oily residue. 26 You have a picture of your own car as your desktop backgrounds. 27 You have more pictures of your old cars in albums than family photos
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Current fleet.
1967 DAF 44 1974 VW Beetle 1303s 1975 Triumph Spitfire MkIV 1988 VW LT45 Beavertail 1998 Volvo V70 2.5 1959 Fordson Dexta
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Jul 31, 2011 18:10:26 GMT
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28. You can justify why you need to own 5 different cars at any one time whilst people just look at you in a way that says "why?......" or "you could get a really nice modern reliable car for the money you throw at those sheds!"
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2014 - Audi A6 Avant 3.0Tdi Quattro 1958 - Chevrolet Apache Panel Truck 1959 - Plymouth Custom Suburban 1952 - Chevrolet 2dr Hardtop 1985 - Ford Econoline E350 Quadravan 2009 - Ovlov V70 2.5T 1970 - Cortina Mk2 Estate 2007 - Fiat Ducato LWB 120Multijet 2014 - Honda Civic 2.2 CTDi ES
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Jul 31, 2011 18:18:00 GMT
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28. You can justify why you need to own 5 different cars at any one time whilst people just look at you in a way that says "why?......" or "you could get a really nice modern reliable car for the money you throw at those sheds!" This. All the time! ;D
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Jul 31, 2011 18:31:31 GMT
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28. You can justify why you need to own 5 different cars at any one time whilst people just look at you in a way that says "why?......" or "you could get a really nice modern reliable car for the money you throw at those sheds!" This. All the time! ;D X2 lol
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1984 Subaru GLF Hatch 1983 Skoda 120LE Super estelle 1977 Subaru DL Wagon 1978 Datsun 120Y Coupe 1995 Skoda favorit estate
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sparkyt
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selling stuff
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Jul 31, 2011 19:19:46 GMT
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29 . You wake up under your car after a nap ,spanner still in hand and carry on
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Jul 31, 2011 19:27:55 GMT
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30. Pictures of the cars on your phone, but none of your kids
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Some days you just need to take a grinder to an inanimate object, just to make your day a tiny bit better!!
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Seth
South East
MorrisOxford TriumphMirald HillmanMinx BorgwardIsabellaCombi
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Jul 31, 2011 20:17:23 GMT
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31. You don't much care about ball games.
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Follow your dreams or you might as well be a vegetable.
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Jul 31, 2011 20:20:56 GMT
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32) you see a 70's or 80's show on tv and pay more attention to the cars than the plot
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Jul 31, 2011 20:26:46 GMT
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33) You think money as BHP you could buy (if that makes sense ;D)
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Jul 31, 2011 20:34:31 GMT
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9. You have to wash your hands to go to the toilet. Proper LOL hmmm, black, greasy nob FTW ! (been there, done that)
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MK2VR6
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Mk2 Golf GTi 90 Spec
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Jul 31, 2011 20:47:30 GMT
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32) you see a 70's or 80's show on tv and pay more attention to the cars than the plot ^ What he said.
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camper damper
Part of things
Another car bites the dust
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Jul 31, 2011 20:48:52 GMT
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34) You live in your car cause you never want to be away from it 35) You remember your car nickname on a date but not your dates name Done that once she still want out with me
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Jul 31, 2011 21:15:28 GMT
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36) When the thought of living in a cold dirty shed with your car seems like a step up in life.
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Jul 31, 2011 21:17:35 GMT
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37) If you like pretty girls because they will be a good accessory for your car.
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joe90
Yorkshire and The Humber
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Jul 31, 2011 21:19:21 GMT
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29 . You wake up under your car after a nap ,spanner still in hand and carry on I did this when doing a clutch a gearbox on a mk2 transit van, i woke myself up snoring ;D
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Jul 31, 2011 21:20:31 GMT
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38) When winning the EuroMillions makes you dream about all those sub 5k projects you could keep in your new massive barn.
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Jul 31, 2011 21:21:22 GMT
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31. You don't much care about ball games. X2
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