luckyseven
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May 12, 2019 10:30:49 GMT
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I'll be there on the Saturday and therefore am taking the ethos of BNMAC to the extreme by turning up on a day that guarantees there'll be no mates available. Am I entitled to a sticker? After all it's not my fault you sorry lot can't be fox-pictured to turn up until a day later  I'll be there Saturday too. You can have a sticker. I'll swap you for a burger  Excellent. I'll cook it now so I don't forget  |
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May 12, 2019 10:34:00 GMT
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I'll be there Saturday too. You can have a sticker. I'll swap you for a burger Excellent. I'll cook it now so I don't forget don't cook it, freeze it, drill a hole in it and put it on a stick. I love a beef lollipop wait that sounds horribly wrong in ways I didnt intend. |
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luckyseven
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May 12, 2019 10:37:23 GMT
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That... errrm.  That went weird faster and darker than I'd expected  |
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May 12, 2019 13:59:07 GMT
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Last minute call for anyone wanting to join a club stand on the SUNDAY at RRGW2019. We have a couple of places due to a couple of people having to drop out. It will probably be too late to get a club stand pass in the post but that DOES NOT MEAN it's too late to join the club stand... we can make special arrangements (nudge nudge, wink wink, fruity bum pat). Also, attendance on the BNMAC stand means you get a RARE, LIMITED EDITION BNMAC CLUB STICKER FOR YOUR CAR! WOOO! RIGHT ON PEOPLE! A STICKER! Are there any spaces left for this? I've booked in for the Autosolo but it'd be good to have the car on display too. |
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May 12, 2019 14:34:50 GMT
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Last minute call for anyone wanting to join a club stand on the SUNDAY at RRGW2019. We have a couple of places due to a couple of people having to drop out. It will probably be too late to get a club stand pass in the post but that DOES NOT MEAN it's too late to join the club stand... we can make special arrangements (nudge nudge, wink wink, fruity bum pat). Also, attendance on the BNMAC stand means you get a RARE, LIMITED EDITION BNMAC CLUB STICKER FOR YOUR CAR! WOOO! RIGHT ON PEOPLE! A STICKER! Are there any spaces left for this? I've booked in for the Autosolo but it'd be good to have the car on display too. Yep, we have had a couple drop out so we have room. Just for clarity (because its confused a few people so far)... the club displays are on the Sunday only. So if you're looking to join a club display on Sunday then PM me with your car details (make model and year) and I'll send you the club's code and help you get it registered. Cheers! |
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May 12, 2019 17:34:37 GMT
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BNMAC CALL FOR ENTRIES FINALLY CLOSED FOR 2019
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That's it for this year. The organisers need final numbers. I've just submitted BNMACs number so it doesn't seem fair to keep adding anybody else.
if you are booked on to BNMAC and NOT COMING, then please do let me know, thank you.
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BNMAC CALL FOR ENTRIES FINALLY CLOSED FOR 2019
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BNMAC CALL FOR ENTRIES FINALLY CLOSED FOR 2019
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BNMAC CALL FOR ENTRIES FINALLY CLOSED FOR 2019
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Last Edit: May 12, 2019 17:35:09 GMT by Deleted
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Paul
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Given that I got onto the list quite late I've not received anything in the post...should I just rock up on Sunday and flutter my eyelashes seductively at the gates for my fruity bum pat?
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I read somewhere else there were some issues with the printers. I haven’t got a pass either My plan is not to panic, the general ethos is that everything can be sorted, so I’m sure it will be.... somehow  I think the emperor has offered to rustle something up with clip art and a dot matrix, for the full retro look, but since everyone in authority has blocked his calls he hasn’t been called upon as yet  |
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Hiya,
I also haven't received anything but don't worry about it, there's still a few days left and they were only being sent out yesterday I think.
If the worst happens and the passes don't turn up it just means we'll use the BNMAC club code at the entrance or something like that. I'll write to Hotwire and Bstard tomorrow to ask what the alternative is and post here to let you all know.
Don't panic!
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Last Edit: May 15, 2019 7:15:39 GMT by Deleted
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luckyseven
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I'm still waiting for my one from last year to arrive |
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Can't wait Me & (Split personality) my Moggy are looking forward to joining BNMAC ![]() [/img] |
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH yeahhhhhh  |
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On another matter.... Look, I'm not going to rush in here like an excitable 9 year old school girl to scream "OMG! THE BNMAC CLUB STICKERS HAVE ARRIVED! OMG! OMG! SOOOOOO CUUUUTE!!!!" okay?, because I'm a 50 year old bloke. I've been through a lot of sh1t in my life and I've seen things that to be really honest with you would break lesser men. So frankly, nothing excites me anymore. Having said that though.... OMG THE BNMAC CLUB STICKERS JUST ARRIVED AND THEY ARE SOOOOOO CUUUUTE OMG    |
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Last Edit: May 15, 2019 9:37:11 GMT by Deleted
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nice design - plain faded grey gridlines. sums up the bnmac ethos perfectly.
it even has just the word ME on it summing up our no mate loneliness.
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Given that I got onto the list quite late I've not received anything in the post...should I just rock up on Sunday and flutter my eyelashes seductively at the gates for my fruity bum pat? There's a bit of history behind the fruity bum pats thing. Back in the 80's in Birmingham there was a bunch of winebars and nightclubs all bunched together on one street and owned by a notorious family (The Fewtrells, who were kind of the Brummy version of the Krays but actually a nice bunch of people, not cold-hearted killers). The thing was if you were 15 years old you could get into these places. The door policy of Edwards Number 7 and Boogies Brasserie was 18 years, and the clubs - Edwards Number 8 and Boogies Nightclub - was 21. But you could stroll into both aged 15. The only problem with that was the bouncers were all run by this huge ex-boxer called Nobby, who was also quite unashamedly a nonce. He liked young lads. He was big enough and scary enough to be quite open about this because there weren't many people around who would want to have a go at him about it. So to get in you'd have to get past Nobby, and he liked to dole out fruity bum pats to all the 15 year old lads coming in. He was also a very friendly bloke in a non-noncy way too, so I worked out a trick to get in without the fruity bum pats. I'd go and buy Nobby and his door colleague a piping hot cup of tea from the chippy just round the corner, and cheerfully hand it to them as I went in, which meant he had a hot cup of tea to balance which stopped the fruity bum pat. |
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Last Edit: May 15, 2019 9:55:24 GMT by Deleted
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May 15, 2019 11:10:17 GMT
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Nothing sums up BNMAC like Middle Ages men dabbing!
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Paul
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May 15, 2019 11:34:33 GMT
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Given that I got onto the list quite late I've not received anything in the post...should I just rock up on Sunday and flutter my eyelashes seductively at the gates for my fruity bum pat? There's a bit of history behind the fruity bum pats thing. Back in the 80's in Birmingham there was a bunch of winebars and nightclubs all bunched together on one street and owned by a notorious family (The Fewtrells, who were kind of the Brummy version of the Krays but actually a nice bunch of people, not cold-hearted killers). The thing was if you were 15 years old you could get into these places. The door policy of Edwards Number 7 and Boogies Brasserie was 18 years, and the clubs - Edwards Number 8 and Boogies Nightclub - was 21. But you could stroll into both aged 15. The only problem with that was the bouncers were all run by this huge ex-boxer called Nobby, who was also quite unashamedly a nonce. He liked young lads. He was big enough and scary enough to be quite open about this because there weren't many people around who would want to have a go at him about it. So to get in you'd have to get past Nobby, and he liked to dole out fruity bum pats to all the 15 year old lads coming in. He was also a very friendly bloke in a non-noncy way too, so I worked out a trick to get in without the fruity bum pats. I'd go and buy Nobby and his door colleague a piping hot cup of tea from the chippy just round the corner, and cheerfully hand it to them as I went in, which meant he had a hot cup of tea to balance which stopped the fruity bum pat. I remember those sort of days...everyone wanted to get into Dukes nightclub in Chelmsford because the ceiling was over 6ft high, the lights usually worked and the floor wasn't always sticky. If you got turned away there was always Zeus up the road and they let in anyone, any time, for £1 WKDs and tetanus. The point is, AT NO POINT DID I ALLOW A BOUNCER TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT ME. And I'm not about to change all that just to get a bit closer to the track. It's a non-negotiable, I'm not even sorry. |
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May 15, 2019 11:59:43 GMT
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I'm not about to change all that just to get a bit closer to the track. It's a non-negotiable, I'm not even sorry. Bring piping hot cups of tea then. |
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May 15, 2019 14:44:03 GMT
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GENERAL ADVICE FOR EVERYONE ON THE BNMAC STAND.
In the event that the Stand passes don't arrive in time, please can you all bring with you a piece of paper that clearly says "BNMAC" on it and also has the club code I sent you to register on it as well?
It will help speed things up if BNMAC can be seen through your front windscreen, so no tiny ballpoint letters get your fat markers out.
Hopefully passes will arrive but it would be good to have a contingency plan in place so there isn't total chaos at the gates.
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That went weird faster and darker than I'd expected 
