Sold, please delete/lock. Thankyou.

[Harold Ramp Bumface Fandango]

Sold.

[Harold Ramp Bumface Fandango]

This would be highly suitable for one of those banger racing jollies. Imagine the fun as you raced down to Prestatyn in the pouring rain.
Today I've given the exterior a damned good clean and polish because someone has to care for this little treasure.

Try an offer, I need it gone before my missus really does carry out her threat to remove my long since redundant wedding tackle with a blunt instrument and no pain killers.

[Harold Ramp Bumface Fandango]

Shall I come bring thee to a scrapyard grab,
thou art more rusty and more temperamental.
Rough roads do shake the damned thing asway
And it's life expentancy doth match one of a lentil

Sometimes too hot the temperature warning light doth shine
and often is his red paintwork dimmed.
And often to try starting it does sometimes declines
by chance the interior is not well trimmed.

I'll lose possession that's fair, I'll oust
and death will come from scrapyard crane
When in eternal lines to time it'll joust
So long as Chinese men can make
use of it's metal to fabricate.
Dangerous toys and mini-motos.

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[mercedade]

*Applause*

Still not sure I want to drive it mind, but that's not the point. I'd consider buying this just as reward for a lovely poem.

Another round...

*applause*

[jamesp]

thease cars are actualy realy good and very hard should you wish to drive them into another car cheap enough to run about then race wen your done with it

[Harold Ramp Bumface Fandango]

Somewhere over the weighbridge
a grab hangs high,
There's a shadow cast over
my bleeding Hyundai.

Somewhere over the frag machine
Skies are grey,
And the car that no-one wanted
will get crushed that day.

Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up without this ******g car
Behind me.
Where pistons melt like lemon drops
Away above the cylinder tops
That's where you'll find me.

Somewhere over the oval
Bluebirds fly.
BlueBirds fly round the track
Why then can't my Hyundai?

If Jappy little Bluebirds try
beyond the banger track
please then my car you must buy.

[petrolhead]

lol good very good

[crazymonkey]

haha knew I recognised this car, its on the UKHAC. come on people grab a bargain ;D. they're not bad cars for running around in and with that mileage theres plenty of life in the engine yet.

[Lankytim]

Great "minimal" motoring there for someone, I like it! Why hasn't it sold yet? I bet it would get through a few more MOTs before it finally died too.

I have bought a couple of cars from HBF and find he actually undersells them a bit, I bet this Accent will actually be a bit better than described!

[rmad]

I'd prefer it if people left the ad for their car online when it's sold. By all means delete contact numbers and add 'Sold' to the ad, but removing the whole ad seems a little dishonest (although I'm aware that in most cases it's not intended to be).