WTF - Barry accesory

[markbognor]

Blow off sound!

[VW]

DAMM!!!!!!!! and i spend £1600 on turboing my ghia. Should have just bought one of these ;D

[akku]

Seens some lads fitting one of these to a Corsa.

Whats better - a slaow car that sounds like it shouldbe fast or a fast car that looks like it should be slow...

[fastdub]

This is the trick many Movie producers use

i think thats done in post production by a sound editor you toilet

[lordyoung1980]

I used to work with a guy who fitted a turbo sounding piece of curse word to his car,i'm not sure if its the same as this thing but it f$^&*@d up his engine oh and it was a Hyundai Accent with tribal graphics and what looked like a badly made ironing board on the boot ;D.It also had a list of all the tuning companies that did'nt have any input on the "tuning" of his car.

[Odin]

alistairk said:

Whats better - a slow car that sounds like it should be fast or a fast car that looks like it should be slow...

Anti-sleepers not FTW.

Sleepers FTW!

[c9osy]

lordyoung1980 said:

It also had a list of all the tuning companies that did'nt have any input on the "tuning" of his car.

Also known round these parts as a WANTS LIST ;D

[Snoozin]

Ah we call them a shopping list over here lol

[daverapid]

Perhaps I shouldn't mock, but I really find it hard to believe that a sane person would buy that! ;D

;)How would I know how a sane person thinks anyway?

[Robinxr4i]

Turbo whistles or whatever you want to call them have been arounds for ages (and I mean ages!)

Anyway my favorite bit is the "Professional Installation is recommended (no instructions provided)"...................... errrrrrrrrrrr! Try stick out exhaust pipe and tighten bolt WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is really sad is fake dump valves........ www.dump-valves.co.uk/

It shouts "ATTENTION I AM A SAD T.W.A.T"

Worst of all watch the video it sounds rubbish

[Robinxr4i]

Read the review section, it's soooo funny.......... read this review from an 'Anonymous User'

Review:

Just had the system fitted to my souped up 106 an its the dogs b*ll*cks, all the ladies love it.....top quality

[briandamaged]

QUOTE:If you already have a dump valve why not turn up the volume to the loudest dump ever!UNQUOTE

Have a job......that Saxo (or whatever it is) is the biggest pile of steaming camel dump I've seen....love the obvious SPi induction roar (aka a wet fart in a biscuit tin), sounds like an 1100 crossflow with a single-choke Autolite and a pair of tights over the inlet.

Thinking on it.....if you could reprogram the 'dump valve' sound, to play a Chav voice shouting "I am a spotfarming knuckledragger and my girlfriend is 8" instead......FTW, deffo

[Rob]

that's it ! i'm gonna strap one of these bad boys to the bottom of the alfa !!
BBRRMMMM....PPPSSSTTTTT !!!!!!!

[arthurbrown]

^ plan! ^
A noise that sounds entirely unlike a dump valve
AND
Some brownish fizzy liquid that tastes entirely unlike Cola!

Winner!

[The Transplanter]

robinxr4i said:

Turbo whistles or whatever you want to call them have been arounds for ages (and I mean ages!)

Anyway my favorite bit is the "Professional Installation is recommended (no instructions provided)"...................... errrrrrrrrrrr! Try stick out exhaust pipe and tighten bolt WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is really sad is fake dump valves........ www.dump-valves.co.uk/

It shouts "ATTENTION I AM A SAD T.W.A.T"

Worst of all watch the video it sounds rubbish

The biggest thing that worries me is that you knew of that website lol ;D

Thats it............I'm going to fit a Kazoo to my DP ;D

[Robinxr4i]

thetransplanter said:

robinxr4i said:

Turbo whistles or whatever you want to call them have been arounds for ages (and I mean ages!)

Anyway my favorite bit is the "Professional Installation is recommended (no instructions provided)"...................... errrrrrrrrrrr! Try stick out exhaust pipe and tighten bolt WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is really sad is fake dump valves........ www.dump-valves.co.uk/

It shouts "ATTENTION I AM A SAD T.W.A.T"

Worst of all watch the video it sounds rubbish

The biggest thing that worries me is that you knew of that website lol ;D

Thats it............I'm going to fit a Kazoo to my DP ;D

Sorry, I saw them in a Demon Tweeks cataloge a few month back whilst on the toilet!

[Negative Creep]

Someone at work had a dump valve on his 1.2 Clio. Needless to sya, it sounded nothing like the real thing.

But who needs a dump valve when you have wastegate chatter!

[fpk]

the dump valve simulator sounds akin to the noise of a primary school music lesson cymbal.
one drives whilst the crew member riding shot gun times the cymbal strikes as he is changing gear.......
and so you get brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ----tshhhh .
what a bag of dog yog.
just buy a cymbal.

[spacekadett]

Lad at work fitted one of those Saber things to his old Corsa a couple of years back. Sounded more like someone letting a tyre down . Still he swears another barry thought it was real, and asked how much he'd charge to turbo his Corsa!!!

[JonnySierra]

spacekadett said:

Lad at work fitted one of those Saber things to his old Corsa a couple of years back. Sounded more like someone letting a tyre down . Still he swears another barry thought it was real, and asked how much he'd charge to turbo his Corsa!!!

It's in my shed! ;D Someone on here was interested in it for comedy value but can't remember who.... TBH it's probably not worth the postage though!