Just found this beauty for £50 on gumtree
HERE'S THE DESC
I bought the Beast from an old sex pest who used to live 2 doors down from my grans house after he got sent down, that was back in 1999.
There is 183,000 miles on the clock, which basically means its worth about as much as a signed Jimmy Saville tracksuit.
It hasn't got tax or MOT which I know is a deal breaker for some people but sometimes I think its good to just go with your instinct.
The log book went in 2001 when a chancer smashed my window and emptied the glove box. He got the log book and some de-icer
It had 4 new tyres back in 2006, I have never had it valeted as they charge a fortune because of the length. It does about the same miles per gallon as a Bentley at the moment so it needs a good service or just use it for special outings, would suit a family really.
The inside is a bit shabby as you would expect with a 26 year old car. I have had full intercourse on the back seat.
It's up for £50 but I would take offers, I am leaving the country to go travelling, I quit my job, I am no longer in the rat race, people say "the grass isn't always greener on the other side", well I don't believe them so I am going to have a look for myself, the £50 will cover my meal deal in the airport and a few beers on my first night in Bangkok.
Also when I was at work today I found out that the Queen approves the slaughter of Black Bears for Scots Guards hats! @saveblackbears
The Beast has a tape deck and I will also throw in all my tapes too.
The boot is obviously massive
Only serious offers please - NO TIMEWASTERS
www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/the-beast-50/1053397417
HERE'S THE DESC
I bought the Beast from an old sex pest who used to live 2 doors down from my grans house after he got sent down, that was back in 1999.
There is 183,000 miles on the clock, which basically means its worth about as much as a signed Jimmy Saville tracksuit.
It hasn't got tax or MOT which I know is a deal breaker for some people but sometimes I think its good to just go with your instinct.
The log book went in 2001 when a chancer smashed my window and emptied the glove box. He got the log book and some de-icer
It had 4 new tyres back in 2006, I have never had it valeted as they charge a fortune because of the length. It does about the same miles per gallon as a Bentley at the moment so it needs a good service or just use it for special outings, would suit a family really.
The inside is a bit shabby as you would expect with a 26 year old car. I have had full intercourse on the back seat.
It's up for £50 but I would take offers, I am leaving the country to go travelling, I quit my job, I am no longer in the rat race, people say "the grass isn't always greener on the other side", well I don't believe them so I am going to have a look for myself, the £50 will cover my meal deal in the airport and a few beers on my first night in Bangkok.
Also when I was at work today I found out that the Queen approves the slaughter of Black Bears for Scots Guards hats! @saveblackbears
The Beast has a tape deck and I will also throw in all my tapes too.
The boot is obviously massive
Only serious offers please - NO TIMEWASTERS
www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/the-beast-50/1053397417
