luckyseven
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Owning sneering dismissive pedantry since 1970
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Jul 11, 2014 22:34:53 GMT
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Right, I think I've got the hang of these pic threads now. Seems the only way to avoid inciting negativity and grumpiness is to do what everyone else does and not say a damned word. So this is the way forward... a random pic dump with no attempt made and completeness or order, nor any pretence of cataloguing what was actually at the show but rather craftily selected (and few) photos taken from hundreds that ought to make me look like an artistic genius. and because there's no attempt at captioning, if people want to grump it up and have a gloat about where I've gone wrong then they'll have to look up the URL codes to see where I ballsed it up.... oh no, wait, they're already doing that, aren't they? Jesus... ...and most importantly, no attempt whatsoever, under any circumstances, at anything that could even mildly be construed as humour. It only makes them mad... So here you go, Bromley Auto Pageant. Late, as usual.  bit of blue car not on Flickr by luckyseven (trendy watermarks to follow)
 white car like in that film not on Flickr by Nik da Greek beigey brown car still not on Flickr by Me pretty shiny thing still not on Flickr. by Gad! wheel nope, still not flickring. By All That's Holy inside tiny orange thing, no not an Ornge by Jiminy Outside of orangey thing not on Flickr by Luck More than Judgement do dolphins host photos on Flippr, by Jupiter? nail trimmings on Clippr, by Random Chance once-fashionable boots on Kickr, by Thunder
 Michael Jackson's nose on Thrillr, by Registered Post Distressing lack of talent on X-Factr, by Gum
 Smoked fish on Kippr, by And By Butterflies on Flittr Fluttr, by A Simple Twist of Fate Tonic on Bombay Sapphr, by LateralSent from my drawing room not using Pro Boards appp |
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luckyseven
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Jul 11, 2014 22:35:26 GMT
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 inane laughter on Tittr, by Lingual Eva Braun on Hitlr, by Cycle Collywobbles on Jittr, by The Time we got to Woodstock
 45 minutes on gas Mrk Fr, by The Grace of God Teetering on the Brnk of Disastr, by Coincidence Stuck on the rd to Nowhr, by Toutatis Thor's hammer on Mjolnr, by Ordeal Odin's horse on Sleipnr, by Decree of Caesar Dragon slaying on Fafnr, by Slow Decay Prattling incessantly on Wittr, by The Rivers of Babylon Buzzing on Monstr, by The Lord Harry! Standing on Crmony, by The Skin of Your Teeth Dazed and confused on Wife Beatr, by The Luck of the Draw Busting moves on the dance Flr, by The Way Seal on Killr, by Accident Feeling positive on Mood Inhibitr, by Myself Warrior on Ther edge of time, by HawkwindSent from Carol Vordeman's sex dungeon using Carrier Pigeon |
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luckyseven
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Jul 11, 2014 22:36:10 GMT
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 But are Frnds electric? by 'Eck Painful strain on Drsal Adductr, by Calamitous Error of Judgment Busted flush on a Losing Strk, by Choirs of Angels Making love out of time on Jungles of Jupitr, by Toyah Pacemaker fitted on Dodgy Tickr, by The Light of Yonder Star Time off on Good Behavr, by Holy Assizes Chop Chop Mr Onion on Parrappa the Rappr, by Now Looking for answers on the Othr Side of the Sky, by The End of Days Ode On a Grecian Rn, by the Gassworks Wall and as we walk on Down The Rd, bying the Stairway to Heaven Tomorrow Never Knows, on Rvlvr, by Nomial Fenris devours the sun on Rgnrk, by The Hair on My Chinny Chin Chin I see a dark sail on The Hrizon, by Hook or By Crook Balance due on Completion, by The Light of the Silvery MoonMore here; s668.photobucket.com/user/Nik_da_Greek/library/Bromley%20Autopageant%2014?sort=9&page=1Hope no-one enjoyed that as much as I didn't Sent from the Dark Side of the Moon using Voodoo Magic |
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PMSL. I've enjoyed the captions that much, I need to go back and look at the photos now! Utterly, utterly brilliant!
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PMSL. I've enjoyed the captions that much, I need to go back and look at the photos now! Utterly, utterly brilliant! what E sed. |
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Jul 12, 2014 10:03:11 GMT
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Git.
Got tears in my eyes for laughing that much,I've now got to go back to look at the pics.....
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Jul 12, 2014 10:10:40 GMT
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Git. Got tears in my eyes for laughing that much,I've now got to go back to look at the pics..... It'll do you no good. I've just tried again and failed miserably and am now getting the, "What's the loony white guy laughing at this time?" looks from the family. |
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luckyseven
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Jul 12, 2014 10:10:48 GMT
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lol. And there was me thinking no-one would notice  |
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Jul 12, 2014 10:13:21 GMT
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Git. Got tears in my eyes for laughing that much,I've now got to go back to look at the pics..... It'll do you no good. I've just tried again and failed miserably and am now getting the, "What's the loony white guy laughing at this time?" looks from the family. I just get the rolling eyes and one of 'those' looks from SWMBO .......... 'Yes dear coming ........'.......... |
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Jul 12, 2014 10:17:46 GMT
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To be honest,it wasn't until I saw the 'Nail trimmings by Clippr ' that it registered,so I want back back and re-read them .... Of course then I ignored most of the pics,just reading the captions .......
Still sodding chuckling now ..........Luckyseven you are a sod!!
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Jul 12, 2014 10:21:36 GMT
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Luckyseven you are a sod!! Aye, but he's a bleedin' funny one! Thread of the year? |
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fogey
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Jul 12, 2014 12:26:48 GMT
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Great captions - and the pics are brill too!
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Ahhh and there was me thinking you were sulking because someone called you on your incorrectness  ... I was a little disappointed that they weren't all links to something tangentially relevant, but ain't no one got time for that! Nice photos... your SM nose picture is much better than my SM nose picture... I need to get practicing again. |
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Clement
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Jul 13, 2014 12:23:16 GMT
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Bhahaha need to look at the pics again as well!
This truly sounds weird, too:P
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Jul 13, 2014 12:44:53 GMT
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What pictures?
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fred
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WTF has happened to all the Vennies?
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Jul 13, 2014 21:12:47 GMT
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PMSL. I've enjoyed the captions that much, I need to go back and look at the photos now! Utterly, utterly brilliant! He gets better and better so he does,ya know  |
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'79 Cossie ran Cortina - Sold
2000 Fozzer 2.0 turbo snow beast
'85 Opel Manta GSI - Sold
03 A class Mercedes
Looking for a FD Ventora - Anyone?
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luckyseven
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Jul 13, 2014 22:11:59 GMT
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Incorrectness? moi? lol, cheers guys *blushes*. I never knew that quoting Leonard Cohen or Toyah lyrics could prove so successful  . I always think the hardest part of proper comedy is being able to blatantly lie with a completely straight face  I would actually have done a proper thread if I wasn't already miles behind with photos this year and still wading through Goodwood with the Mopar Nationals looming on the horizon. I never thought this halfway house would prove a hit  |
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Jul 14, 2014 11:21:17 GMT
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1989 Peugeot 205. You know, the one that was parked in a ditch on the campsite at RRG'17... the glass is always full. but the ratio of air to water may vary. |
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... I was a little disappointed that they weren't all links to something tangentially relevant, but ain't no one got time for that!
. I always think the hardest part of proper comedy is being able to blatantly lie with a completely straight face 
