Funny/sarcastic/or just plain odd eBay questions & answers

[sarkie83]

I was browsing on eBay last night (as we all do), and came across a rather tasty set of wheels...so I asked the seller:

Hi,
Love the wheels! what are they?

Thanks,
Kieran

And got this, which I consider The best response ever:

They are german type from germany.



So.. what funny/sarcastic/just plain odd questions or responses have you had via eBay‽

[MkX]

Jan 26, 2018 19:20:59 GMT sarkie83 said:

I was browsing on eBay last night (as we all do), and came across a rather tasty set of wheels...so I asked the seller:

Hi,
Love the wheels! what are they?

Thanks,
Kieran

And got this, which I consider The best response ever:

They are german type from germany.



So.. what funny/sarcastic/just plain odd questions or responses have you had via eBay‽

Could just be an ebay seller with English as a 3rd language?

[comfortablynumb]

I've started using a comment which a friend pioneered.
When a prospective buyer starts with 'I'll give you £***' if I think its taking the richard I reply with 'No you won't'

[strikey]

I listed a boat at a very reasonable £99 on the 'bay , first numpty messaged with "i'll give ya twenty quid coz I live a long way away and it will cost me to collect it". "for £20 I'd rather burn it mate" was my somewhat sarcastic reply , though in truth I would have done just that.

(*gave up with ebay to$$3rs and still have it if anyone wants a 10' dory.....for more than twenty smackers!)