WANTED: FREE CAR & HOLIDAY

[Autofive]

i WANT a free car and holiday - i would prefer Jamaica but would consider Bali etc - oh, and the car must have 1 years free insurance and a full tank of petrol - and alloys wheels - with new tyres - and a mars bar in the glove box ( the large size mars bar - not the small one)

I will also require it delivered to me in Durham - at 3:47 pm on a Wednesday

[monzae]

If only you had asked to sleep with my wife as well we'd have had a deal. I'll just have to find a more demanding cheeky b@stard.

[BenzBoy]

I've got a broken Tonka toy and a soggy weekend under Skegness pier if that's any good to you? ;D

[Autofive]

;DPHOTO?

I might consider it

[cortinadale]

[Harold Ramp Bumface Fandango]

How about a heavily stripped BX TZD and a night kipping in my recovery truck? The spiders will keep you company and you get two free sniffs of the passenger seat (assuming you like snorting diesel, oil, battery acid and LHM).

I can upgrade to a night in my Frontender Sport c/w en suite water leak in the passenger footwell and a whole barrage of bloody annoying squeeks and rattles to keep you occupied. At no extra charge the cumulative years of dirt/oil/cobwebs/car parts/broken bits can be left in there so you get the full `experience` and I can have my kids bring you some Prozac at various intervals with glasses of council pop to wash them down with. Book early to ensure disappointment.

[Autofive]

an the mars bar?

[Harold Ramp Bumface Fandango]

Ah, forgot about that. I found one in the back of a scrapper the other day, looks like it`s been there for light years. You can have that AND as a Brucey bonus I`ll throw in four Granada Mk3 alloys and a Mk2 Cavalier 1.3 dashboard if I haven`t binned it yet.
No-one else is going to beat my generosity, would you like to book a date?