Chavving, Ipswich stylee

[Davenger]

Yes ladies and gents, the art of taking a perfectly good car and fugging it up with bits of plastic and aluminium.

Poor Pug



Abused Volvo


The fast and the furious.....................Not


The ultimate slammed BMW

[Pillock]

judging by the soot marks, we can assume that the 405 has three out of six tailpipes actually hooked up to the engine. WHY???

i really need to go out with my digi camera and get some photos of the mansfield posse... you can tell when there's a new project about to be unleashed cos Halfords runs out of rattle cans and filler

[hayesey]

haha, what a load of sheds. Love the way only 2 of those exhausts work on the 405, the rest must be for "show"??

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I see the ipswich style police have slapped a ticket on that 405, with good reason.

[Davenger]

last time I saw it, only & pipe was dirty.
I'm sad and slightly obsessive, I've been waiting for that car to show up again for a whole week.
I just needed to show it to you guys ;D

[Unimexsol]

That Pug....wow!!! Wish I had a car THAT cool! lol ;D ;D

Six exhausts, must be well quick. ;D ;D


Innit ;D

[jamieandthemagictorch]

I can vouch for Ipswich having some good quality Chavs............I'm only 3 miles away.


heres some Chavs having to catch a bus into Ipswich from Needham because theyve lost their licences.

[SkoCan]

Which ones are the rocket nozzles?

[Revolution 9]

Those are hilarious, I love a bit of bad taste to laugh at! ;D ;D ;D There are loads of neds round my way, must get some pictures, especially the chavved up (probably base spec) Vectra that runs round here, with four big exhausts on, or that's what it looks like. Now, me being a cynical type, I reckoned that the 19 inch wheels and four exhausts, plus "turbo" decals, don't mark it out as a huge engined monster, so I had a look at it one time when the owner was off somewhere, probably shoplifting, and found to my amusement that one of the enormous exhaust tips was attatched to the standard exhaust, and the other three were bolted to the underneath of the rear bumper! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D T*sser! ;D ;D ;D

[Davenger]

I was going to strt a new thread for this one, but couldn't be bothered.
This disgusting specimen is from Clacton

[Higgim]

We are quite lucky in Bath - there really aren't that many badly chaved up motors (they probably can't afford the parking permit!)

The only one I can think of is a MkIV Escort 1.1 Pop with a massive Fram filters sticker down each side. He has cut out the door shuts so he can get in and out.

However, 30 minutes down the road is Weston Super Mare, spiritual home of fibreglass, neon and velvet tracksuits. I refuse to visit the town.

[welder]

Oh no stop it!
We need some more of these ;D

[GrumpyOldMan]

Apart from the tailpipes and the ridiculous "Lancer Evo" spoiler, I actually like that 405.

Should I go see a doctor for that

[skoda_norman]

christ, they are bad!

you could make a really nice 405 tho!

[Curt]

I have chav cars everywhere in my town

They drive around in their "modded" cars. The most popular models are: Nova's. Corsa's, Punto's. Its so annoying.

They drive around thinking they look really cool, when really, the truth is they look like t****.

Halfords car park is full of them. Everytime I pass by there are tonnes of cars with sunstrips that say 'Cruise To This'. How stupid does that sound. I went into Halfords, and they have taken over with their loud speakers and colourful metal .

What makes me laugh the most are those stickers some of them stick on their fuel caps. They are stickers of chrome fuel caps, when really its just a graphic . If any of you here own one of them (which I hope you don't) then I don't mean to offend you personally, but surely you can see how silly it looks.

Well, theres my rant for tonight

[BenzBoy]

I should snap a few of the abominations that "cruise" round my way. Bloody hilarious! One guy had twin exhausts on his Mk3 Fester. I watched to see which one was the real one but they were both hooked up! Tiny little chuffs of smoke coming out of them from the 1.1 litre "powerplant".
Tragic.

[Adam]

Next time I go to Newbury Halfords i'll snap a pic of the rover 400 parked outside. I's hilarious ;D ;D ;D

[richy]

Wait 'til you get to Wales! Now I wouldn't mind if round Carmarthen there were a load of waanbee rally boys in old Vivas and Escorts but no, Halfords has left its mark on the younger drivers - neon's bloody massive here, and I see plenty of our local neds favour Rover 25s

I just don't get it!

[skoda_norman]

even worse when it is a rover 25 DIESEL!

[richy]

spot on Norman! With neons and bass bins as well