fred
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WTF has happened to all the Vennies?
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551 - When your latest flame says if you sell your Manta we could get the Kitchen done nice.....Eh..... ......Single again.... Harsh I know, It was going down hill when she got KY jelly and a man intrusive object Nope........
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Last Edit: Mar 26, 2014 8:09:55 GMT by fred
'79 Cossie ran Cortina - Sold
2000 Fozzer 2.0 turbo snow beast
'85 Opel Manta GSI - Sold
03 A class Mercedes
Looking for a FD Ventora - Anyone?
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so many of these are true, I bought my current house cos it had room to build a large 2 car garage, when asked by my parents how many bedrooms it had I didn't know, going to cuba next week, the wife actually booked there again because I complained that last time I didn't see many old cars, she's even booked a dodgy private transfer from the airport, neil
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Mar 28, 2014 13:52:52 GMT
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When your facebook highlights of the last year video is mostly pictures and videos of cars, statuses involving your car breaking down or what you've just bought for your car, asking people how much they want for their car or what it would take to swap it. When you don't have to delete your history because your idea of porn involves lots of oil and hot rubber When your toolbox is tidier than the cutlery draw
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Mar 28, 2014 20:28:03 GMT
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Rather than buying a few parts you need from a car, you buy the whole car.
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sparkyt
Posted a lot
selling stuff
Posts: 1,767
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Mar 28, 2014 22:23:28 GMT
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556? You buy another car as a stop gap between your old car (vw polo) failing its mot and you new old (66 beetle ) car getting an mot
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scaff
Part of things
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Mar 28, 2014 22:30:49 GMT
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557 you tried to call your first kid after a racing driver (mika)........ Got knocked back, but got the 2nd one named after a car (Morgan)
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Mar 28, 2014 23:23:03 GMT
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sparkyt
Posted a lot
selling stuff
Posts: 1,767
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Dec 22, 2014 18:53:18 GMT
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559 having got a stop gap car you then buy and modify a nice set of wheels and change the engine in the stop gap car . .
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Last Edit: Dec 22, 2014 18:55:00 GMT by sparkyt
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Dec 22, 2014 18:59:38 GMT
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560 going to the breakers yard to get parts as it quicker and easier than trying to find the part you need from your stock pile,
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slomoshun
Part of things
Going forward one nut and bolt at a time
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Dec 22, 2014 19:56:21 GMT
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561 when neighbours refer to you as < the car man with the old stuff > and cos you change cars often strangers ask what you have got for sale and have you a whatever model due in to sell. Laying on cold concrete first light on winter sunday morning painting exhaust pipes
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Traction and horsepower is nearing perfection
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jonxs
Part of things
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Dec 22, 2014 20:11:46 GMT
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When your asked random questions about cars and you shock yourself because you know the answer.
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adam73bgt
Club Retro Rides Member
Posts: 4,869
Club RR Member Number: 58
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Dec 22, 2014 20:14:42 GMT
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563: When you think a Jaguar XJ6 is an ideal car for transporting MGB bonnets..
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camper damper
Part of things
Another car bites the dust
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Dec 22, 2014 20:21:11 GMT
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567: When you spot a retro car faster then anyone else
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Dec 22, 2014 23:07:47 GMT
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...When you're in the kitchen cooking breakfast and then have to move a complete Lotus Elite interior off of the kitchen table to find a place to eat it!
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Dec 22, 2014 23:15:52 GMT
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570, when as a child seeing car engines in the kitchen and gearboxes in the living room was thought of as "normal"
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Dec 22, 2014 23:48:53 GMT
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When you have to pick the car parts out of the dish washer to do the pots and pans off the sunday lunch!
Or you use an old wiper arm to fish the washing from behind any of the house ratiators as you knpw it is less likely to damage the walls or clothes.
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Last Edit: Dec 22, 2014 23:49:25 GMT by mitsuru
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sparkyt
Posted a lot
selling stuff
Posts: 1,767
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Apr 28, 2015 20:29:32 GMT
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572 when you sell a car to use the money to paint another car . .
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When you call someone who doesn't know where on a car the oil goes, a user and abuser!
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Apr 29, 2015 21:34:15 GMT
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557 you tried to call your first kid after a racing driver (mika)........ Got knocked back, but got the 2nd one named after a car (Morgan) . Pah! I got mine named after the engine in the spitfire! Granted, it's a middle name....
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