How to avoid a black eye on valentines day.

[rustingdeathtrap]

Last year, having spent all my money on old car tat, i realised i hadnt got michelle anything nice for valentines day. So, being ever resourceful i decieded to knock something up out of bits of old curse word i had kicking round the workshop.





Its me giving her my heart, Ahhhhhhhhh.

[hairnet]

original ill give you that ;D

you sloppy git lol

[skamanfrank]

I like her boobs

[rustingdeathtrap]

skamanfrank said:

I like her boobs

Actually they're nuts

[markbognor]

Thats quality.
Worth more than 100 bunches of over priced roses and some saucy pants.

[mickeytaker]

markbognor said:

Thats quality.
Worth more than 100 bunches of over priced roses and some saucy pants.

I don't know my missus quite likes me in my saucy pants
thats quality Rev , truly a gift from the heart a little bit of thought goes a long way

I bought my missus this for christmas







so valentines will be a card and dinner out somewhere

[reanimation]

HaHa, thats really good! The thrusting hip though, is that some kind of sculptorz Freudian slip?

[mickeytaker]

reanimation said:

HaHa, thats really good! The thrusting hip though, is that some kind of sculptorz Freudian slip?

I would say its more likely caused by compensating for having
your rug rat hanging off your neck , ( been there , done that etc )

[Thrasher]

Valentines day !?!?!?!?!?! Whats that ?!

[Seth]

Brilliant RevDick!

[Davenger]

Dude, you are smoother than a greased Leslie Phillips.

[stuey]

Nice work..

bought the girlfriend a toolbox last year for valentines day..

and lived!!! ;D

[bazzateer]

Following my divorce and having to hand over 25% of my income in child support I seem to have more money to spend each month??? Could it be that my ex was fugging expensive to run? I'm enjoying the freedom, for now ..............................................................Aaarrgghhh!!!! .................I'm soooo alone !!!.......NOT! ;D

[surprisingskoda]

you haven't told us how she took it, good Reverend. was it appreciated?!

[rustingdeathtrap]

surprisingskoda said:

you haven't told us how she took it, good Reverend. was it appreciated?!

I think it went down quite well, yes ;D ;D


I cant get any pics of it now because shell is in bed but tomorrow i'll take some pics of the other thing i made after spending way too long down the workshop one night.

[surprisingskoda]

in that case sire, you are truly an inspiration to all red blooded petrol headed men everywhere

[carlb1970]

that is cool........... but if you REALLY don't want a black eye this valenrtines day, don't get what i bought last year....

don't go to Thorntons, don't see the heart shaped chocolate thing with " any message iced free" and definatly don't ask the old lady behind the counter to put this on the chocolate heart because you think that the fact its shaped like a heart might make you seem like a bit of a sissy so putting a non soppy message on will make it bit less sissy..



to be fair, she took it pretty well, mainly cos the year before i bought her a rear light for her peugeot 406 estate= shed broken the lense and the brake light was just a white bulb.

[dugong]

carlb1970, you have balls of steel.

[st182]

great stuff carl, I still cant believe you actually handed that over to your other half- and just incase anyone doubts the lad, I can verify it and I've seen that very piece of chocolate with my own eyes! ;D before yer missus quaffed it of course.

as for the gift in the first post, i think its wonderful. and reakon my bint would love summink like that.

will have to use araldite though, me mates nicked off with me welder.........

cheers for the idea

[mickeytaker]

Hey guys , in case you haden't realized , valentines day is just around the corner ,
like in about three weeks