Scene Keyboard

[penski]

Boredom + Tamiya Cherry Red + Tamiya Gun Metal + formerly beige keyboard =



Obligatory trainer shot (courtesy of my gf's Babychams):


*n

[qwerty]

Oh I did that to my keyboard a while ago.......i used coffee though........ ;D

[penski]

Yeah...I didn't bother cleaning the keyboard first...So all the tea and biscuit stains are under the paint causing it to flake off

*n

[An Fear Ó Dhoire]

Looks like... have you ever sneezed when you have a nose bleed?

[mtet1101]

the bottle of lube next to the keyboard is more worrying

[usedabused]

Hang on nivia a stainless steel body ornament and a c0ck under the desk is a little sus don't ya think??

[Hirst]

Looks alright! I frequently spill stuff on my work keyboard but it's a black one, does that count as murdered out? The little legs on the back are broken so I suppose that means it is slammed.

I like it on Internet forums when people show pics of around their desk to show what their interests are. All mine would show is that I drink too much whisky and eat too much yoghurt.

[Butterz]

May 5, 2008 23:14:56 GMT Hirst said:

I like it on Internet forums when people show pics of around their desk to show what their interests are. All mine would show is that I drink too much whisky and eat too much yoghurt.

Who said whisky!?!?

[penski]

May 5, 2008 23:02:04 GMT usedabused said:

Hang on nivia

I get dry skin

/metro

a stainless steel body ornament

Ti.

and a c0ck under the desk is a little sus don't ya think??

My gf drew that because I drew a pair of boobs on her cardboard box when we were moving.

Hirst - I contemplated doing a setup one with scalpels, hypodermics, lube and cuffs but thought against it

*n

[Ether]

LOL at the willy. Crudely drawn penises are literally hilarious.

God...I should be working for Max Power.

[penski]

May 12, 2008 10:04:28 GMT Ether said:

LOL at the willy. Crudely drawn penises are literally hilarious.

God...I should be working for Max Power.

Did you ever play speednob at school?

*n

[rysz]

May 12, 2008 12:01:15 GMT penski said:

May 12, 2008 10:04:28 GMT Ether said:

LOL at the willy. Crudely drawn penises are literally hilarious.

God...I should be working for Max Power.

Did you ever play speednob at school?

*n

Please tell me that that is not in the same vein as "Sticky Biscuit"?

[Ether]

Ha, yes I did. Although we called it Quick Cock. In fact, while training to be a journo, I played Quick Cock during the shorthand lessons with an unnamed friend who's a foreign correspondent for the BBC...

[penski]

May 12, 2008 12:03:47 GMT rysz said:

May 12, 2008 12:01:15 GMT penski said:

Did you ever play speednob at school?

*n

Please tell me that that is not in the same vein as "Sticky Biscuit"?

Nope. Basically, you draw a 'speednob' (or quick cock if you're Matt ) on someone's book/paper/pad when they're distracted.

The classic speednob is three bumps and a T-shape. Pubes and veins if you have time.

Then you have 'speednob reversals' where you hastily try and turn the speednob into something less rude before it is seen by someone in authority. If someone does a 'classic', a little work turns it into the head and soldiers of a Norman soldier.

*n

[Ether]

May 12, 2008 12:17:19 GMT penski said:

May 12, 2008 12:03:47 GMT rysz said:

Please tell me that that is not in the same vein as "Sticky Biscuit"?

Nope. Basically, you draw a 'speednob' (or quick cock if you're Matt ) on someone's book/paper/pad when they're distracted.

The classic speednob is three bumps and a T-shape. Pubes and veins if you have time.

Then you have 'speednob reversals' where you hastily try and turn the speednob into something less rude before it is seen by someone in authority. If someone does a 'classic', a little work turns it into the head and soldiers of a Norman soldier.

*n

That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long while

[penski]

I'm 24 and still speednob at every possible opportunity (hence the one on the box).

A few years back I was doing graphics work for a webdesign company. The operation was a complete ripoff; £500 for a template site with a bit of boilerplate and a custom logo/header.

In six months I must have put a speednob on 350+ websites...Just a couple of points out on the hex code in terms of colour so only really visable if you fiddle with the image...

Shame the company went nipples skyward; I quite liked the job.

*n

[Ether]

LOL

[Lex]

May 12, 2008 15:59:35 GMT penski said:

I'm 24 and still speednob at every possible opportunity (hence the one on the box).

A few years back I was doing graphics work for a webdesign company. The operation was a complete ripoff; £500 for a template site with a bit of boilerplate and a custom logo/header.

In six months I must have put a speednob on 350+ websites...Just a couple of points out on the hex code in terms of colour so only really visable if you fiddle with the image...

Shame the company went nipples skyward; I quite liked the job.

*n

used to do stuff like that at school with a mate of mine and myself. I turned one into a very interesting elephant that I was proud of but my english teacher saw it as a cock and got in trouble!

[lae]

Saul Williams rocks

Offtopic much?

[JohnnySomersett]

May 13, 2008 23:28:26 GMT lae said:

Saul Williams rocks

Offtopic much?

My statements exactly, he does indeed rock (saw him live a couple o'years back - Hench)

Good taste penski

*EDIT also just noticed the piercing canulars & associated bits...

it would appear you & i have worryingly similar 'habits'