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I won't be there when you cross the road, so always use the Green Cross Code.
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In an ideal world...
Volvo 240 estates would all have T5R engines!
Wheels bigger than 165/70 13 would not fit on Renault Clios!!
Exhaust OVER 3in in diameter would actually make silly farting noises as the drove along
My car would have two machine guns behind the front headlamps
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This space available to rent. Reach literally dozens of people. Cheap rates!
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...people would know how to drive on motorways
...garages would work on old cars for free "because it's good to help keep them on the road"
...the government would re-introduce the 25 year old tax exempt rule.
...my back axle/diff would be inaudible.
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... The Italians would have rust proofed all their cars
... Resprays would be free or easy
... Nut and bolts would have been replace with simple to open and unbreakable clips
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Jun 21, 2004 10:38:38 GMT
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...My Volvo estate would have a big block V8TEXT
...There would be traffic police instead of cameras
...Speed bumps would be dug up
...Petrol stations would dispense nitrous.....
...The government would use our huge taxes on fuel properly
...My big block V8 would have a Herald round it!
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Peugeot 307sw - Suzuki SV650S - MX5.
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Davenger
Club Retro Rides Member
It's only metal
Posts: 7,272
Club RR Member Number: 140
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In an ideal world...Davenger
@dminifreak
Club Retro Rides Member 140
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Jun 21, 2004 23:21:19 GMT
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....British Leyland would have used steel instead of tin foil to build cars
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SkoCan
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Quando omni flunkus, mortati
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drivers would have to meet minimum acceleration qualifications
"spinners" would be banned
all cars would be convertables
the weather would match the car
parking lot designers would be edjucated
roads would be clear (and a bit twisty)
the mechanic would be waiting at home
backwards ball caps would earn jail time
"my" remote control would turn off "their" loud curse word
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