When you're old and annually you instruct the kids not to waste their money on novelty items for birthdays and SWMBO has just given up, sometimes, just sometimes one of them just gets the zeitgeist right and this year is one of those. Look what a kind child arranged for me.
And then SWMBO came up trumps too. More later
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